Her old nose. Omg

Her old nose. Omg

(via popculturediedin2009)

Who wants to go to Victoria on Saturday with me?

Who wants to go to Victoria on Saturday with me?

asker

noggss asked: You do realize that if this tumblr was run by white people it would be shut down on grounds of white supremacy. By making a blog like this you are going against everything that you say you're "standing up for," such as equality and fairly treating everybody because we're all human beings. Before you get on me for "being a white person on your blog" know that I'm a Hispanic Jewish lesbian.

whitepeoplesaidwhat:

I don’t give a fuck if you’re pirate with a peg leg and an eye patch, black as an oil spill, and enjoy fucking stuffed animals. This line is tired. Go mimis ya piece of shit.

-Holly

What does being a lesbian have to do with anything?

sqrlb8:

All that’s left is the background.

are you kidding me? This is incredible and gorgeous.

sqrlb8:

All that’s left is the background.

are you kidding me? This is incredible and gorgeous.

"Men don’t like it when women wear …" who cares? who cares? who the fuck cares?

(via girldracula)

Reblog if you’re fat.

bigbootybeautyxxl:

You’ve discovered my secret.

Lauren Bacall in How to Marry a Millionaire (1953)

I wonder how many ppl even get this.

(via girldracula)

Gettin ready for work in my fav ugly bra.

Gettin ready for work in my fav ugly bra.

whydoionlinedate:

Can you hear the heavy sighs before my responses? Because I don’t think he did. 

-e

Lmao

whydoionlinedate:

Can you hear the heavy sighs before my responses? Because I don’t think he did.

-e

Lmao

the-pietriarchy:

christoph waltz’s hair is magical

So gorgeous

Whomever made this list is whack.Soymilk and Tilapia healthy? Nope.

Whomever made this list is whack.
Soymilk and Tilapia healthy? Nope.

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ashatteringofstars:

maliciousalice:

sailingsolo:

loki-dokey:

sunnymurasaki:

wtfml:

adventuresofawhitegirl:

simonwang:

I laughed so hard. It’s so in sync with the song.

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I actually cried laughing.

EVERY TIME THIS APPEARS ON MY DASH

this video this video is incredible

OMFG TEARS ARE ROLLING DOWN MY CHEEKS

I am laughing so hard that my dad just came to see if i was okay.

fucking classic

I’m at work and I can’t laugh loud and omfg my stomach is hurting from how hard I’m trying not to laugh right now.

(via thesleazylife)

canadianstereotypes:

If you are Canadian, you know what these are, in fact you probably have about twenty of them on your fridge and in your cupboards and junk drawers:

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I live in B.C… wtf is this?